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I was but the learner, now I am the “Radar Technician”…

By Matt Fahrner, on February 20th, 2017%

If you needed one reason…

By Matt Fahrner, on August 21st, 2014%

To watch the “IT Crowd“, this alone would be it:

Out of the mouths of Astronauts…

By Matt Fahrner, on November 7th, 2013%

Applies to IT as well:

“And it’s worth remembering, too, there’s no problem so bad that you can’t make it worse also.”

– Commander Chris Hadfield, Canadian Astronaut

Apparently George Romero was right…

By Matt Fahrner, on November 18th, 2010%

That a deadly virus would escape from the military possibly causing zombies:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/11/17/stuxnet.virus

He was just wrong that humans would be the target.

Forget the stores…

By Matt Fahrner, on July 2nd, 2008%

If you’re looking for a new laptop, clearly the place to go is the airport!

Over 637,000 served!

Bill Gates retires?

By Matt Fahrner, on June 4th, 2008%

A “kind of” funny video about Bill Gates “retirement”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr5w3X4R8b4

It’s perhaps a little too self aware and woody but still worth watching.

Of course if you’re a bit of an Open Source person like myself, you might also enjoy this:

http://strom.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/giving-thanks-to-bill-gates

It has a little “bite” shall we say though.

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IT Acronym Hell

By Matt Fahrner, on June 2nd, 2008%

Whenever I enter IT acronym hell (SOA, ITIL, IPAM, ETL, etc, etc…) I always think of this quote:

“Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the PC on the QT? ‘Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we’d . . . → Read More: IT Acronym Hell